Seriously, Luke Russert, STFU

drunkengenius:

Via TerkelRage, this. Luke Russert wants just enough underage girls to stay classy so he can marry one in a few years when he’s done holding age-appropriate Snooki-clones’ heads on his dick at the end of a blow job so that they can gag on his beer-flavored spooge. He’ll commence cheating on the classy, younger woman he marries years after that while whining about how the sex is boring with his wife.

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