Anonymous asked: Hi - Just wanted to thank you, on behalf of my mother, and EVERYONE ELSE I know, for creating this. Please tell me you are going to keep this up and follow the latest Lukey gaffe? Your tumblr is too funny.
Your mom already thanked me.
(People should feel free to submit their own profanity-laced and scatological critiques of this ingrown hair on the otherwise-shorn scrotum — breathtaking — of cable news, since I have a job my daddy’s death didn’t get me, so I have to, like, actually work and occasionally be good at it or else I’ll get fired for incompetence.)