Seriously, Luke Russert, STFU

And by this, dude fucking means that the Bloomberg reporter WHO GAVE UP A QUESTION TO THE LEADER OF CHINA in order to demand on-camera that said leader answer the question is a fellow reporter posed about China’s shitty human rights record isn’t as fucking cool as Alan Rickman’s German terrorist-thief in “Die Hard.”

Yeah, you’re a journalist, you fucking turd. That was some righteous reporter shit up in there, and you were busy mentally jacking off to 80s violence-porn. Congrats. Your dad would be proud, I’m sure.